Weiner Rear-Ends Dump Truck
Posted By Colleen on July 16, 2008
No. This is not some perverted euphemism (although you know I’d be laughing at it). I was on my way to drop off Cooper and was coming up to this stoplight at the bottom of the off-ramp, and saw flashing lights from a cop car. As I got closer to the intersection, I saw on TWO police vehicles on the shoulder of the far lane of traffic. In front of these police vehicles was a huge dump truck and the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. Unfortunately when I got my new phone in February, I just got another RAZR (for free!) instead of coughing up money for a real camera phone, so you’ll just have to bear with my pictoral witnessing:
You can’t tell in the pictures, but there’s a little bit of damage to the weiner. As you probably already guessed I was laughing too hard to think about going up and around so that I could come up upon the accident closer. Otherwise I’d have much closer crappy pictures.
This is a blog where I will share my adventures and mundane tasks as a work-out-of-home-mom. I now have 2 kids and my wonderful husband, so the juggling has gotten a little bit more tricky (man-on-man defense). We also have 2 dogs and 3 cats (we used to have 4) so as you can imagine, our household is pretty busy. Since I never feel like I'm being listened to, I figured I'll just start talking at the general Internet community and see what happens.
Good Lord – I bet that cop had quite a story to tell when he got off duty …
I think it would be badass to drive the weiner.
That’s hilarious! Wish I’d been there to see that.
At least it wasn’t Wiener Rear-Ends Dump Truck inside Tunnel!
The title alone had me laughing! I am wondering what the headlines in the paper will be?
Laughing my arse off here at you and the comments!
Kelley–I have the best commenters!
I am dying at the headline. You just can’t make that crap up. LOVE IT!
The poor, poor wiener. It’s sad that it got smooshed. If only it had been cold out, the wiener would have been suffering from shrinkage and might have been able to avoid the smooshing.
Hysterical!!!
I can’t think of anything funnier than your headline….it says it all!
Dude, you hit my weiner. Ouch.
This makes bumped from behind take on a whole new meaning. Oh. That weiner knew not to mess with the exhaust pipe.