Wine Please

When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please

Word to the Wise…

Colleen | August 31, 2008

Don’t pick up a suspiciously wet grocery bag laying next to the litterboxes to your face to try to smell and identify the liquid on it. Especially when you’ve had a few glasses of wine. Or then clean said litterboxes after you realize it’s cat urine because your coordination and reflexes may be [...]

Heard ‘Round the Wine Please Household

Colleen | August 29, 2008

The following has been overheard in my house:

Please don’t poop on Mama.
We do not hang the letter C on our weiner.
Who farted?
Why do we have a bunch of condemns on the kitchen counter?
The Jonas Brothers made me late.
Should the feta smell like bleu?
Whoooo’s being a baby?
I’m done with my [...]

Just Breathe

Colleen | August 28, 2008

It has been another crazy week to continue the Summer of Angst and Teeth-Gnashing.
Monday was a good day, even though I was rushing to get laundry done for Justin for his trip, and had to do my Fantasy Football Draft at 10:30pm at night. Thankfully we zoomed through our draft in about [...]

Ten Years

Colleen | August 27, 2008

Today marks the ten-year anniversary of when Justin and I first really met and started dating. I say first “really met” because I knew who he was before because we were in choir together in college. He was one of the guys who walked in late to every single rehearsal, even though he [...]

Ginger Drools

Colleen | August 24, 2008

You know how I referenced here that Cooper was teething and drooling more than Ginger? Thought I’d give you a good frame of reference. Needless to say, between Ginger and Cooper, Gavin has been wearing his life-jacket all weekend in order to not drown.