Doody Calls
This is what I found on my bed the other morning:

Yeah, I thought the same thing as you…who the heck pooped on my freshly washed sheets??? As I got closer I was starting to realize what it truly was:

and thank the good Lord above, it wasn’t poop.

Instead, it used to be this guy:














Beth said,
August 7, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
I hope I’m not mistaken for poop when I die.
Krissa said,
August 7, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Oh, thank gawd!
Catwoman said,
August 7, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
Whew! That’s a relief! Although, will there be drama as to the chewing up of said toy?
Roger said,
August 7, 2008 @ 8:09 pm
Jenni would have had me convinced it was poop, and then laugh her butt off if I fell for it… Which NEVER happens, riiigggghhhht.
Karen said,
August 7, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
Actually, it looks less like poop and more like something that should still be attached to his owner.
Tranny Head said,
August 7, 2008 @ 10:35 pm
I still think it looks like poop!
Anglophile Football Fanatic said,
August 7, 2008 @ 11:18 pm
Ugh. That would’ve freaked me out. But, of course, at my house, it would’ve been poop.
Madame Queen said,
August 8, 2008 @ 8:39 am
Bwahahaha! We had a little GA bulldog balloon animal that ended up looking very much like that.
Burgh Baby said,
August 8, 2008 @ 9:38 am
Blech! If you hadn’t proven for a fact that it wasn’t doody, I totally wouldn’t have believed you.
Marti said,
August 8, 2008 @ 10:14 am
I am laughing at Beth. And poor balloon. He had a tragic death.
caramama said,
August 8, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
So glad it’s not poop! Cause who would you blame? Child? Animal? Justin? hehe.
Too bad it wasn’t a Baby Ruth!
G's Momma said,
August 8, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
Thanks for the laugh! I was very convinced that somehow you had poop on your bed.
BTW, our blog title and tag line crack me up.
Flea said,
August 9, 2008 @ 8:56 am
TOO FUNNY! You poor thing, being served a heart attack like that.
Kelley said,
August 10, 2008 @ 5:04 am
Oh Bwaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!!! Totally looks like a part of my husband that will be missing soon.