Wine Please

When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please

Word to the Wise…

Posted By on August 31, 2008

Don’t pick up a suspiciously wet grocery bag laying next to the litterboxes to your face to try to smell and identify the liquid on it. Especially when you’ve had a few glasses of wine. Or then clean said litterboxes after you realize it’s cat urine because your coordination and reflexes may be such that you flip litter clumps at your face that was already assulted by cat urine.

Not that I would know anything about this or anything. Ahem.


Comments

13 Responses to “Word to the Wise…”

  1. ((shaking my head)) I think I’ve done that…WITHOUT the wine.

  2. Roger says:

    One word….

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  3. Kelley says:

    Replace bag with towel and litter box with your sons room and cat with child and you had my night on Saturday.

    Cheers!

  4. Flea says:

    Ew. I smell everything. The results aren’t always good.

  5. LaskiGal says:

    Um. Yuck.

    But, that would be the sort of thing that I would never, ever do either . . .

  6. caramama says:

    ugh! That’s gross, and I’m sorry.

  7. manager mom says:

    OK – I will take your “hypothetical” situation under advisement. :-)

  8. Marti says:

    Did ya barf in the litter box?

  9. Allison says:

    ACK! Sounds like something I would do, even without wine. Good thing I don’t have cats. Yuck!

  10. Jesse says:

    AHHHH! Stay away from the cat box!

  11. Tranny Head says:

    How GLAM you are! I’m hella jealous.