Colleen | April 16, 2008
Yes, kids, it’s time again for that fun, fantastic, fanciful game of “What’s that Smell?” where we give you an odor and you get to guess what it is! Here’s the first scenario: We’re sitting in traffic in Colleen’s little 2001 2.4 liter Cavalier, complete with a sporty spoiler (read: MILF-mobile). You detect a strange [...]
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Tags: commute, dang car, suburban mom
Colleen | March 21, 2008
Aw…Thanks for the nice compliments about my hair…you gals are all so sweet! And yes, Justin does have his redeeming moments…yesterday morning just happened to be one of them and I was feeling warm and fuzzy enough from the coffee to mention it. Now if he could’ve reminded me (1) before dinner, (2) after dinner, [...]
Category: Adventures, letters while driving |
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Tags: commute, insanity, Justin, sleeping
Colleen | March 12, 2008
This is something I’ve been meaning to write for a few weeks. I just wanted to congratulate Virginia for only assaulting seven (7) Metrobus drivers in 2007. This compared to twenty-one (21) drivers assaulted in Maryland and fifty-six (56…yes, 5-6) assaults in our nation’s lovely capital. According to this article there were a total of 84 [...]
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Tags: commute, local events, sarcasm
Colleen | February 29, 2008
Yes, I am a bit ill-mannered today…after a rough week of unfulfilling issues at work (hate when I just can’t get things fixed), bad traffic, severe sleep deprivation, and crabby kids, I was not about to put up with people’s crappy driving. Dear Effing Sniggy B**** in the White Yaris: I understand that where you [...]
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Colleen | February 15, 2008
Some of you may remember where I wrote a letter to my fellow Virginia drivers imploring them to get an EZ-Pass/Smart Tag. Well here is the pictorial equivilent of a “strongly worded, single-spaced letter of complaint”. HEY!!!! GET A FRIGGIN’ EZ-PASS, YA LOSER!!! OH CRAP! Since when does an officer stand right next to the [...]
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Tags: commute, suburban mom