Wine Please

When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please

Letters While Parking

| February 8, 2008

You’d think after being home for 3 straight days with a sick kid that I’d be able to post something.  You’d be wrong.  And I was wrong for thinking so as well, since said sick child screamed his head off if I got more than 5 inches away from him.  So now that I’m back [...]

Letters While Driving 3? 4?

| January 29, 2008

don’t know….don’t care…too lazy to look…. Remember this guy? Dear Previously Half-Nekid Construction Worker Wandering Aimlessly Near My Sons’ Daycare: Glad to see you’re back working wandering after a brief cold snap. Also noticed that you are taking advantage of this morning’s balmy 40-degree weather by wearing an extraordinarily filthy waffle-weave “long john” shirt under [...]

Letters While Driving 3

| November 9, 2007

Dear Little Grey Prius Hiding in my Blindspot, Hi there…I know you are little and cute and ecologically-sound, but I bet you didn’t know that you fit PERFECTLY in my blindspot. I drive a cavalier, so it is a very small blindspot, but you manage to not only fit it, but stay in it for [...]

Letters While Driving 2

| October 19, 2007

Dear Teeny-Bopper in the Orange Roller Skate: I know you are very excited with your new driver’s license and your new little orange car (I know it’s yours because what self-respecting woman over 20 years old would have a car that color…although no offense to those of you women out there over 20 years old [...]

Writing Letters Works!

| October 9, 2007

Wanna know how I know?  my crazy half-nekid construction worker took my suggestion and was wearing a mostly-clean wife-beater under his bright green safety vest this morning, even though we are forecasted to have a record-breaking high of 91 degrees today (no, I do not live in Phoenix, Dallas, or Orlando, although you’d think so with [...]