Wine Please

When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please

Look! Sonogram Images!

Colleen | February 11, 2010

*pay no attention to the negligent mother hiding behind the computer screen*
I really and truly have been meaning to post these. But I really and truly did have an issue with my scanner. I would attempt to scan the images and it would say “uh, I’m sorry, which computer would you like these [...]

House of Horrors

Colleen | October 30, 2009

Just in time for Halloween, we at the Wine Please household had our own little House of Horrors. Several weeks back, I picked up the kids from daycare and the gal working the front desk casually mentioned that there were two confirmed cases of Swine Flu…one in the Jr Kindergarten class, and one in [...]

Things That Freak Me Out

Colleen | October 11, 2009

just in case you needed a list…
So, I’ve been off the radar a bit, as we’ve had a lot going on around…most of which happens on a constant basis, but it’s the fun, tiny details which make it that much harder at times, right? As usual, Justin’s been out of town…that so-call four-week project [...]

Counting Your Chickens

Colleen | August 11, 2009

A few weeks ago, the kids and I went to a local farm to pick up some fresh produce, let me shop for more plants to kill, and to introduce them to more animals.
After purchasing a couple pounds of jalapenos, which resulted in Cooper having a complete meltdown because I wouldn’t let him eat them [...]

Today Was Brought to You by the Letters T and W, and by the Number 8

Colleen | July 8, 2009

This morning it took me 8 minutes of Wrestling a Whiney, Tantruming Toddler in order to brush his Teeth.
Eight minutes!
(I almost called him a Two year old, but uh, at the rate he’s going, he may not make it till Sunday.)
I lost my Temper about 8 times this morning, too, due to said Toddler and [...]