Wine Please

When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please

Nolan Does Science

Colleen | June 28, 2010

Over the past couple weeks I’ve been pumping and storing some milk for when I go back to work. I haven’t gotten very far as it seems we have endless doctor appointments or other items popping up and making it a bit difficult to take 20-30 min to get myself situated to pump sometime in [...]

Week 38 – Where I Find Motivation to Clean House

Colleen | May 4, 2010

I had my 38 week check-up yesterday and was convinced that even though I was STILL not contracting regularly, and the contractions were STILL not increasing in intensity, and that my water STILL had not broken, that my cervix was at least dilating. And I had partially convinced myself that if I was far enough [...]

PSA

Colleen | April 27, 2010

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the makers of cheaply-made and ill-fitting maternity clothes. Dear Women-Who’ve-Never-Been-Pregnant: Do not, I repeat, do not EVER say to a pregnant woman “wow! you’re getting BIG!” or “you must be getting HUGE!” It is tacky that you, a woman who has most likely never watched [...]

Week 32 and Counting

Colleen | March 26, 2010

Some things I feel the need to get off my chest. Or belly, since most stuff falls off, or completely bypasses my chest, only to land on my belly. I had all these huge plans to better document this pregnancy. For one, this is the first pregnancy where I had a blog, as opposed to [...]

So Where Was I?

Colleen | December 21, 2009

Oh yeah, I was pregnant. Correction. I still am. And largely so, it seems. According to Baby Center, I’m 18 weeks. I tend to lose track until I get that weekly update from them telling me what food item my baby now compares to: “your baby is now the size of a blueberry!”, “your baby [...]