When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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I totally have been up to my elbows in poop. Literally. Cooper has had a long-drawn-out case of the ‘rhea. About 2 1/2 weeks to be exact. So I’ve had to fill up four stool sample cups with his poop. His watery poop. He wasn’t real keen on me taping any of the cups to his butt, so instead I’ve had to harvest it from…
Continue reading : I stink again…In honor of today, the Great Breast Fest, or the Virtual Nurse-In, I have posted a ridiculously conservative photo of me nursing my nearly-3-month old. I wish I was bolder, but I’m not. But I TOTALLY believe if there are women out there that are comfortable nearly flashing their nips in an attempt to help bring…
Continue reading : The Great Breast Fest (see fun little boobie button ovah dere—–>)Dear Construction Worker Walking Listlessly Near the Construction Worksite Near My Sons’ School: I know it is unseasonably warm outside (nearly 80 degrees at 9am in friggin’ October!), and maybe you are working on bringin’ sexy back to the road and construction industry, but maybe consider having elections as to…
Continue reading : Letters While DrivingGreat combination, huh? This past weekend we ventured out to Hartland Orchards to pick our own apples (as mentioned by my dear hubby here) with our friends. It was a lot of fun, especially if you were not weighted down by 15 lbs of baby-sling and a baby to go in it. After we picked our 1/2 bushel of apples (we’re…
Continue reading : Apples and NakednessI live in the DC area, and as most of you from this area know, the traffic sucks. There aren’t too many other ways to describe it, although on “Dirty Sex Money” last week, Tripp Darling (Donald Sutherland) described NYC traffic as “demonic”…which comes close. I live about 30 miles from my job, and even though it…
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