The following has been overheard in my house:
- Please don’t poop on Mama.
- We do not hang the letter C on our weiner.
- Who farted?
- Why do we have a bunch of condemns on the kitchen counter?
- The Jonas Brothers made me late.
- Should the feta smell like bleu?
- Whoooo’s being a baby?
- I’m done with my poopbrush! (this was heard at about 6:30am)
- I don’t wanna wipe my butt!
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I hope that the poopbrush one was an imagination thing, and not “oh look, poo all over the place”!! Yikes!
Also: Sippy cup nozzles/nipples in wrappers – HILARIOUS! It took me a minute to figure out what they were!
Life with kids changes everything forever in so many unimaginable ways.
But what ARE condoms doing on your counter?!
They DO look like condoms LOL!
LOL!!! So why are there condoms on the counter? Are those bottle liners?
Still marveling at that pic of the condoms… Soooo many questions…
I was guessing bottle liners… Is that right? Do I get a prize? LOL
It’s amazing the things that come out of our mouths once we have kids. My hubby’s favorite odd thing he’s said was, “Dogs are not for sitting.”
And just late this morning, I said, “I thought I wouldn’t get peed on by this age.” Good times!
Pooping on Momma is always a bad thing.:) Daddy too for that matter.
How the heck did the Jonas brothers make you late? Your boys aren’t even old enough…
I cannot tell you how relieved I am to learn that my kid is not the only one out there FASCINATED with using his penis as a hook! The word penis leaves my mouth more times a day than I could have ever imagined it would. Oh, the things they conveinently leave out of the parenting books!
Heard in the Mommy Wins household this past week:
I don’t CARE if your the freakin’ POPE, sit at that table and EAT YOUR LUNCH NOW!!!
Yes, I realize I’m going straight to hell…
Aaahh – domestic bliss!
Ain’t it great!
Hey man, C is for cookie. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Some of this is just a wee bit disturbing . . .
Kay, I am WAY behind. Damn moving.
But I am intrigues by the poopbrush and amount of safe sex someone is having…
yes I know they are bottle liners but it is still funny.
Ha! Love it 🙂