The following has been overheard in my house:
- Please don’t poop on Mama.
- We do not hang the letter C on our weiner.
- Who farted?
- Why do we have a bunch of condemns on the kitchen counter?
- The Jonas Brothers made me late.
- Should the feta smell like bleu?
- Whoooo’s being a baby?
- I’m done with my poopbrush! (this was heard at about 6:30am)
- I don’t wanna wipe my butt!
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