Ladies (and Gents, I suppose…never saw a male kindergarten teacher besides Kindergarten Cop),
I now have the foolproof way of determining if you should go into your chosen line of work: see how many five year-olds you can take on at one time!
So if you can take on like 18 or more, I think you’ll be a fine asset to this country’s educational system.
Oh, I’m sure some of you are wondering how I could take on so many little people at once when I, myself, am fairly small. I’m wiley! That, and I’m pretty certain that I would have no problem picking up one of the kids and throwing that child at the others.
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