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Justin: Hello?
Me: Hi. Did you make and bring a lunch for Gavin today since he has his fieldtrip?
Justin: No. didn’t know he needed a lunch.
Me: It was on the fieldtrip sheet on the fridge. Okay…I’ll bring it. Did you grab his extra clothes for his cubby?
Justin: No.
Me: Uh, did you grab his sheets from the dryer?
Justin: No.
Me: Did you put sunblock on Gavin?
Justin: No. That’s not part of my morning routine.
Me: What? It’s summer…he needs sunblock. Alright…well, did you leave his carseat there?
Justin: No. Didn’t know I needed to leave the carseat.
Me: It was on the fieldtrip sheet on the fridge. *pause* So uh, did you bring Gavin to school?
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10 Comments
Hahaha! He did, didn't he?
I often wonder how men manage to keep the kids alive when we leave for a few hours.
Well, yeh! He took Gavin to school because it's in his routine. Any deviations are promptly ignored or forgotten.
Oh god! SOUNDS JUST LIKE me and Bud. Exactly.
I agree with AFF. How the hell do our kids stay ALIVE when we aren't around?
Does he even know where Gavin is????
It's a wonder how men get through the day.......
Men are from Mars...they don't have fieldtrips there - and they don't need sunblock 'cuz there is no sun.
Husbands are oblivious to anything stuck on the fridge that contains instructions!
Wow!
Justin! I feel for ya! :-)