When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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Check Gavin out here, at my husband’s site (www.justinrummel.com y’all!). I’m going to charge admission soon because we will be expanding his repertoire. oh, and I’m glad I didn’t have Gavin and Cooper as twins because otherwise I’d have trouble telling them apart. I would be like, “um, the spotted one is Gavin,…
Continue reading : Singing Starask, “who peed on the floor?” and actually get a confession fight desperately with my three year old over MY boots be eating a sandwich, smell diaper ointment (i.e. Desitin or A&D), and realize that I completely forgot to wash my hands after changing a diaper…and waiting to finish my sandwich to actually wash my…
Continue reading : 13 things I never thought I’d hear/say/experience as a motherI truly believe that my kids are trying to kill me. I am currently (successfully?) fighting a cold. I don’t feel too bad, just a little congested and run-down. But now both kids have re-implemented their Plan to Kill Mommy after a two-week hiatus where both were sleeping well through the night. 11:30pm–I go to bed…
Continue reading : They’re Trying to Kill MeAh, my little sweet pea is now 4 months old! And how did he celebrate this big occasion? By peeing on me twice, peeing on the pediatrician (yeah, didn’t feel bad about it at all–I laughed and so did he!), and by nearly having two up-the-back pooping incidents. He also, thanks to the wonderful Rotavirus oral…
Continue reading : Happy 4 Month Birthday, Cooper!Dear Little Grey Prius Hiding in my Blindspot, Hi there…I know you are little and cute and ecologically-sound, but I bet you didn’t know that you fit PERFECTLY in my blindspot. I drive a cavalier, so it is a very small blindspot, but you manage to not only fit it, but stay in it for several miles in the grey rain…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 3