Google Searches

Like most bloggers and churches, I embrace regular attenders and welcome new visitors. However, I’m a little torn on some of the searches that brought folks here. I mean…well…okay, I don’t think I can rationalize my feelings here. How about you see and decide for yourself, mmmmkay?

  • steve martin king tut–yep, back when I posted this…but I certainly didn’t expect folks to come here for that
  • boobie button–uh…
  • little boobie–yep…got those here
  • great breast–see line above or see here
  • heebie jeebie wines–I’m always willing to try a new wine, but this one doesn’t sound all-too-promising
  • how to get desitin out of carpet–hmmmmm…if it doesn’t come clean with Petzyme or OxiClean, I can’t help you. I can offer you some whine or wine, though.
  • “in pull-ups” family kids pictures 2008–sorry, none here
  • breast fun–okay, does anyone else get these sort of searches?
  • cooper jewerly–someone needs to check their spelling; I’m sure they were slightly disappointed to see jewelry and a baby named Cooper.
  • that woman is crazy–holy crap! they found me!
  • humour with wine–I hope you weren’t too disappointed, especially since I’ve been going through a rough patch lately and am just slowly crawling out of it. Hopefully your search brought you here…one of my first posts ever.

About the Author


This is a blog where I will share my adventures and mundane tasks as a work-out-of-home-mom. I now have 2 kids and my wonderful husband, so the juggling has gotten a little bit more tricky (man-on-man defense). We also have 2 dogs and 3 cats (we used to have 4) so as you can imagine, our household is pretty busy. Since I never feel like I'm being listened to, I figured I'll just start talking at the general Internet community and see what happens.



i love checking to see how people got to my blog. mostly…beaver, belly button, i’m not going to write you a love song…and some really filthy ones. it’s great fun!!


I don’t know how to check how people come to see me, but you are obviously the ‘breast’ at what you do. 🙂


My Holy Public Panties are too funny to be deleted, but I get daily visits from disappointed thrill seekers. I am also 4th in the Google search for public panties. There are a whole lotta freaks out there.


Ha! You know what brings random visitors to my blog? My post on “What the Hell Happened to Hal Sparks” Apparently I touched a nerve…


Just what are people thinking? I have no idea. But I can tell you that I have had some seriously bizarre folks trolling through my site for equally bizarre reasons!


Well, you are the go-to girl for breast/boobie search, eh? I get eleventyfour million searches on fidgety babies! And very little for my breasts, so I’m jealous!


Haha! Oh, I just love google searches that bring people to my blog. Yours are hilarious–the boob references just crack me up, especially “boobie button.” Saying those two words together out loud makes me regress to a ten year old, and possibly a boy…

Tranny Head

Great breast? They must have been looking for me. Though I have TWO breasts instead of one. Though I only have one tranny arm (because the other one I use to open doors).


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