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April 27, 2010Pregnancy 7 comments

PSA

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the makers of cheaply-made and ill-fitting maternity clothes. Dear Women-Who’ve-Never-Been-Pregnant: Do not, I repeat, do not EVER say to a pregnant woman “wow! you’re getting BIG!” or “you must be getting HUGE!” It is tacky that you, a woman who has most…

April 14, 2010Pregnancy 6 comments

We Really Need to Quit Meeting Like This (aka I Really Do Like Blogging)

So it seems the only time I can remember to blog anymore is when I get those little reminder emails from BlogHerAds reminding me that I once again have forgotten for more than two weeks and uh, I won’t have any ads there until they start seeing activity. At first I’d get annoyed, now I’m like, “Hey, thanks! I’ll go…

March 26, 2010Pregnancy 5 comments

Week 32 and Counting

Some things I feel the need to get off my chest. Or belly, since most stuff falls off, or completely bypasses my chest, only to land on my belly. I had all these huge plans to better document this pregnancy. For one, this is the first pregnancy where I had a blog, as opposed to being an editor and guest contributor…

March 8, 2010Pregnancy 11 comments

Fun with Hormones and Bellies

After a nice vacation from my hormones, where I had nice skin, relatively low amounts of heartburn, was tolerating nearly every type of food, and was feeling pretty chipper. Then about three weeks ago, all hormone hell broke loose. Heartburn is threatening to burn all the way up to the bottom of my eyeballs; my…

February 11, 2010Pregnancy 7 comments

Look! Sonogram Images!

*pay no attention to the negligent mother hiding behind the computer screen* I really and truly have been meaning to post these. But I really and truly did have an issue with my scanner. I would attempt to scan the images and it would say “uh, I’m sorry, which computer would you like these sent to?” and I’d remind…