When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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This public service announcement has been brought to you by the makers of cheaply-made and ill-fitting maternity clothes. Dear Women-Who’ve-Never-Been-Pregnant: Do not, I repeat, do not EVER say to a pregnant woman “wow! you’re getting BIG!” or “you must be getting HUGE!” It is tacky that you, a woman who has most…
Continue reading : PSASome things I feel the need to get off my chest. Or belly, since most stuff falls off, or completely bypasses my chest, only to land on my belly. I had all these huge plans to better document this pregnancy. For one, this is the first pregnancy where I had a blog, as opposed to being an editor and guest contributor…
Continue reading : Week 32 and CountingGuess what I found out while I was at BlogHer last weekend (besides that I really like mini beef wellingtons)? That I am a bonafide, grade-A, card-carrying camera whore. As in, if someone pulls out a camera, I am somehow getting my big toothy grin in the shot. So besides all the pics where I got in front of my own…
Continue reading : IM IN UR LENZ, STEELIN’ UR MEGSThis morning it took me 8 minutes of Wrestling a Whiney, Tantruming Toddler in order to brush his Teeth. Eight minutes! (I almost called him a Two year old, but uh, at the rate he’s going, he may not make it till Sunday.) I lost my Temper about 8 times this morning, too, due to said Toddler and his Whiney…
Continue reading : Today Was Brought to You by the Letters T and W, and by the Number 8Justin posted a whole bunch more of our pics from last weekend when we were in Chicago and from Halloween, so be sure to head over and take a peek. I’d repost all them, but I’m tired (yes, tired, even though my kids actually slept in today…unheard of on the Fall Daylight Savings Ending weekend) and I’m an…
Continue reading : I’m Being Lazy