Technically, he was 8 months yesterday. But in my zeal to appeal to Metro for mass transportation, I forgot until like 5pm. Yep, bad mama. I can tell you that besides saying “Da-da-da-da” and “Ba-ba-ba-ba” since January, he has added in “ma-ma-ma-ma-ma” and “na-na-na-na” in the last two weeks. He has also perfected his motorboat […]
This is something I’ve been meaning to write for a few weeks. I just wanted to congratulate Virginia for only assaulting seven (7) Metrobus drivers in 2007. This compared to twenty-one (21) drivers assaulted in Maryland and fifty-six (56…yes, 5-6) assaults in our nation’s lovely capital. According to this article there were a total of 84 […]
It seems that Target and Starbucks are attempting World Domination. Or at least the Yuppie-Part-of-Town Domination. Up until Sunday, we had two area Target stores, both about 5 miles from my house. There was the old crappy one attached to the mall, kind of cool in itself, but it’s not managed well and the clientele […]
According to Justin, I am the last person on Earth to see this. But poop on him because, how cool is this? A friend of mine found it and sent it to me and I couldn’t resist sharing it: My favorite is the guy in the cart…”I cain’t moov mah caht!”
Well, what do you know…there are a few people who used Google to come see me! Probably not on purpose, I’m guessing, but they came just the same. I don’t have a huge volume, but they’re still kind of funny…here they are in no particular order: breastfeeding and wine or wine and breastfeeding (I know […]