When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
This is something I’ve been meaning to write for a few weeks. I just wanted to congratulate Virginia for only assaulting seven (7) Metrobus drivers in 2007. This compared to twenty-one (21) drivers assaulted in Maryland and fifty-six (56…yes, 5-6) assaults in our nation’s lovely capital. According to this article…
Continue reading : Virginians Only Assulted 7 Metrobus DriversIt seems that Target and Starbucks are attempting World Domination. Or at least the Yuppie-Part-of-Town Domination. Up until Sunday, we had two area Target stores, both about 5 miles from my house. There was the old crappy one attached to the mall, kind of cool in itself, but it’s not managed well and the clientele…
Continue reading : World Domination and the Quest for HoneyAccording to Justin, I am the last person on Earth to see this. But poop on him because, how cool is this? A friend of mine found it and sent it to me and I couldn’t resist sharing it: My favorite is the guy in the cart…”I cain’t moov mah caht!”
Continue reading : Freeze, Gopher!Well, what do you know…there are a few people who used Google to come see me! Probably not on purpose, I’m guessing, but they came just the same. I don’t have a huge volume, but they’re still kind of funny…here they are in no particular order: breastfeeding and wine or wine and breastfeeding (I know I did both!)…
Continue reading : Google SearchesIs that showing too much of my age? Or am I totally outing myself as one of the few girls who love old Beastie Boys? Well, whatever. After 4 straight weeks of the kids and Justin swapping germs and illnesses where nearly every possible symptom was exhibited (except for the kind that call for some soothing, calming,…
Continue reading : We Be Illin’