When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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yes. I am officially asking for help…from THIS BOTTLE! OMG! It’s actually pretty good wine, and the name of it makes me feel slightly empowered and less guilty for being grouchy. And it makes me laugh. And I think I’m going to bed really really early tonight. I cannot even comment on the source of my ailment…
Continue reading : HelpFor some reason, I feel the need to confess that I am zoning out watching “Tommy Tiernan: Something Mental” on Comedy Central. I cannot stop laughing. I don’t know if it’s just because he’s Irish, because he’s actually funny, or maybe my little Zoloft pill is mixing weird with my wine? I’ll let you decide. Although…
Continue reading : Quick ConfessionLadies (and Gents, I suppose…never saw a male kindergarten teacher besides Kindergarten Cop), I now have the foolproof way of determining if you should go into your chosen line of work: see how many five year-olds you can take on at one time! 14 So if you can take on like 18 or more, I think you’ll be a fine asset…
Continue reading : Attention All Potential Kindergarten TeachersAfter I spent way too long reading and commenting on blogs last night (darn you, you prolific blog writers…can hardly keep up with my uncontrollable urge to comment), I got to bed a little later than I wanted. As I’m trying to doze off, I hear Ginger snoring softly…slightly annoying, but her snores are very quiet…
Continue reading : Smooshfaced Symphony of SnoringI mentioned briefly earlier that weird , like a lot of things in life, is relative. I heard this from Mike Warnke, a Christian comedian, back when I was still a kid. I took it to heart because it was so stinkin’ true. I hope Mr. Warnke doesn’t mind that I roughly plagiarize paraphrase this because it’s still a…
Continue reading : “Weirdness is a Relative Concept”