When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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Yep, I am a silly nervous Nelly today. My puppy baby is getting her hip surgery today, and as usual whenever any of my pets go under the knife, I am like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Or a one-legged girl in a butt-kicking contest. Oh wait. That just means I’m busy. Okay. I’m not busy. I’m nervous.…
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