When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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According to Justin, I am the last person on Earth to see this. But poop on him because, how cool is this? A friend of mine found it and sent it to me and I couldn’t resist sharing it: My favorite is the guy in the cart…”I cain’t moov mah caht!”
Continue reading : Freeze, Gopher!Is that showing too much of my age? Or am I totally outing myself as one of the few girls who love old Beastie Boys? Well, whatever. After 4 straight weeks of the kids and Justin swapping germs and illnesses where nearly every possible symptom was exhibited (except for the kind that call for some soothing, calming,…
Continue reading : We Be Illin’Yes, I am a bit ill-mannered today…after a rough week of unfulfilling issues at work (hate when I just can’t get things fixed), bad traffic, severe sleep deprivation, and crabby kids, I was not about to put up with people’s crappy driving. Dear Effing Sniggy B**** in the White Yaris: I understand that where you…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 6I walked into the Safeway near my office today, desperate for some potato chips. I don’t eat them too often, but I just needed some salty goodness. I go into the chip aisle and stare at the 16 feet of chip choices and I can’t find the ones I want. The chips I NEED. I stalk up and down that short, short 16 feet…
Continue reading : Dude, Where’s My Chips?Okay…just to warn everyone, I really will be talking about the bathroom, and what folks do in the bathroom. I know many of you are in denial about body functions (I know I was), but well, I just need to get this off my chest. So if you’re squeamish, um, go away and check back in a day or two. I have a problem with…
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