Posts Tagged: poop

Who Wants a Kaopectate Shake?

Or Who Swapped my Lipton for Some Colon Cleanse Tea? No seriously. Who swapped out my tea? Cuz while I am glad I’m not constipated, this is not any better. I’m also starting to wonder if I just have one big mega virus making its way through all my major body systems, seeing that I […]

Doody Calls

This is what I found on my bed the other morning: Yeah, I thought the same thing as you…who the heck pooped on my freshly washed sheets??? As I got closer I was starting to realize what it truly was: and thank the good Lord above, it wasn’t poop. Instead, it used to be this […]

Had Enough Poop?

I just told Justin that he and one of the cats are the only ones who haven’t gotten some sort of bodily discharge on me. Wanna hear more? With that kind of intro, how could you not??? 4:30am this morning, our friends’ dog, Khali (who is staying with us while they are out of town), […]

Keep Your Clothes On

I have come to the conclusion that I can no longer be naked in front of Gavin. I actually should’ve decided and acted on this about a year ago. I was very pregnant and Gavin was just 3 years old. Usually if I was the only one home with Gavin, I would wait until he […]

Bathroom Etiquette

Okay…just to warn everyone, I really will be talking about the bathroom, and what folks do in the bathroom.  I know many of you are in denial about body functions (I know I was), but well, I just need to get this off my chest.  So if you’re squeamish, um, go away and check back […]