When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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Yes, I am a bit ill-mannered today…after a rough week of unfulfilling issues at work (hate when I just can’t get things fixed), bad traffic, severe sleep deprivation, and crabby kids, I was not about to put up with people’s crappy driving. Dear Effing Sniggy B**** in the White Yaris: I understand that where you…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 6I walked into the Safeway near my office today, desperate for some potato chips. I don’t eat them too often, but I just needed some salty goodness. I go into the chip aisle and stare at the 16 feet of chip choices and I can’t find the ones I want. The chips I NEED. I stalk up and down that short, short 16 feet…
Continue reading : Dude, Where’s My Chips?Got a few random updates. Just in case you were wondering. Found out that Strivectin-SD actually works! I went so far as to only put it on one half of my belly and after about three weeks of almost regular use, I actually saw a difference. The biggest purple-ist stretch marks lightened up noticeably. I considered…
Continue reading : In Case You Were WonderingOkay…just to warn everyone, I really will be talking about the bathroom, and what folks do in the bathroom. I know many of you are in denial about body functions (I know I was), but well, I just need to get this off my chest. So if you’re squeamish, um, go away and check back in a day or two. I have a problem with…
Continue reading : Bathroom EtiquetteSome of you may remember where I wrote a letter to my fellow Virginia drivers imploring them to get an EZ-Pass/Smart Tag. Well here is the pictorial equivilent of a “strongly worded, single-spaced letter of complaint”. HEY!!!! GET A FRIGGIN’ EZ-PASS, YA LOSER!!! OH CRAP! Since when does an officer stand right next…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 5–A Pictorial
