When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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Yes, kids, it’s time again for that fun, fantastic, fanciful game of “What’s that Smell?” where we give you an odor and you get to guess what it is! Here’s the first scenario: We’re sitting in traffic in Colleen’s little 2001 2.4 liter Cavalier, complete with a sporty spoiler (read: MILF-mobile). You detect a…
Continue reading : Let’s Play “What’s that Smell?”Aw…Thanks for the nice compliments about my hair…you gals are all so sweet! And yes, Justin does have his redeeming moments…yesterday morning just happened to be one of them and I was feeling warm and fuzzy enough from the coffee to mention it. Now if he could’ve reminded me (1) before dinner, (2) after dinner, (3)…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 7This is something I’ve been meaning to write for a few weeks. I just wanted to congratulate Virginia for only assaulting seven (7) Metrobus drivers in 2007. This compared to twenty-one (21) drivers assaulted in Maryland and fifty-six (56…yes, 5-6) assaults in our nation’s lovely capital. According to this article…
Continue reading : Virginians Only Assulted 7 Metrobus DriversYes, I am a bit ill-mannered today…after a rough week of unfulfilling issues at work (hate when I just can’t get things fixed), bad traffic, severe sleep deprivation, and crabby kids, I was not about to put up with people’s crappy driving. Dear Effing Sniggy B**** in the White Yaris: I understand that where you…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 6Some of you may remember where I wrote a letter to my fellow Virginia drivers imploring them to get an EZ-Pass/Smart Tag. Well here is the pictorial equivilent of a “strongly worded, single-spaced letter of complaint”. HEY!!!! GET A FRIGGIN’ EZ-PASS, YA LOSER!!! OH CRAP! Since when does an officer stand right next…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 5–A Pictorial