When the baby is screaming and the toddler is shaving the cat: Wine Please
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You’d think after being home for 3 straight days with a sick kid that I’d be able to post something. You’d be wrong. And I was wrong for thinking so as well, since said sick child screamed his head off if I got more than 5 inches away from him. So now that I’m back at work and the code release I was testing has…
Continue reading : Letters While Parkingdon’t know….don’t care…too lazy to look…. Remember this guy? Dear Previously Half-Nekid Construction Worker Wandering Aimlessly Near My Sons’ Daycare: Glad to see you’re back working wandering after a brief cold snap. Also noticed that you are taking advantage of this morning’s balmy 40-degree weather by wearing an…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 3? 4?Dear Little Grey Prius Hiding in my Blindspot, Hi there…I know you are little and cute and ecologically-sound, but I bet you didn’t know that you fit PERFECTLY in my blindspot. I drive a cavalier, so it is a very small blindspot, but you manage to not only fit it, but stay in it for several miles in the grey rain…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 3Dear Teeny-Bopper in the Orange Roller Skate: I know you are very excited with your new driver’s license and your new little orange car (I know it’s yours because what self-respecting woman over 20 years old would have a car that color…although no offense to those of you women out there over 20 years old who have a…
Continue reading : Letters While Driving 2Wanna know how I know? my crazy half-nekid construction worker took my suggestion and was wearing a mostly-clean wife-beater under his bright green safety vest this morning, even though we are forecasted to have a record-breaking high of 91 degrees today (no, I do not live in Phoenix, Dallas, or Orlando, although…
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